What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
13.06.2025 06:18
Me : No
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
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He : Tea ?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?
Me : Thank you.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
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Me : I don't drink
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
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P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
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I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Me : Because it's month of August.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
What’s one positive trait you’ve gained because of BPD?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
He : I'm 24.
Me : Sure.
Why did you choose not to join Mensa?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Why do Argentinians use "vos" instead of "tú" in informal speech?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?